Sunday, March 11, 2012

Self-Help Titles

Even though self-help books are 90% poppycock, I've definitely read a few. Even worse, the majority were diet-related (for shame!). What always astounds me about self-help books are their titles. Overly encouraging, pitying, sappy, just plain mean - self-help books run the gamut. Here are the titles of some I've read and some I discovered online:

  • Have a New You by Friday
  • Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man
  • You Can Create An Exceptional Life
  • This Is Why You're Fat
  • and my personal favorites: Kiss My Tiara: How to Rule the World as a SmartMouth Goddess and You Say I'm a Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing